Fantastic idea but poor execution

I love the idea of writing, but usually don’t have time because of school and work. And then you have times where you eat lunch and read the paper and find an article like this and my weird brain just starts running and I can’t resist to write. So, after a long time of debate I have finally decided to start a blog.
I plan to write about what I enjoy most; humor, music, and food. It probably won't be the most active blog due to my time restraints, but I hope to keep it going with at least a few entries a month.

Here we go!

The picture is apparently a town home in Woodbury. What happened? This link will explain or if you're just lazy, then here is a clip from the article.

"According to police, the driver was headed east on Tamarack Drive at a high rate of speed and hit a utility box and light pole where the road curves north and becomes Markgrafs Lake Drive. The driver then plowed through the garage door of one of the units, clipped a car that was in the garage and continued through a wall and came to rest in the kitchen of an adjoining unit."

http://www.startribune.com/local/34867994.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUT

Now, let’s examine this:
1) He plowed right through the garage into the house. Had to be going fast. I’ll tell you that speed later. Simple math.
2) He ran over a utility box before hitting the garage. Of course he did. This was obviously intentional.
3) The man was not from Woodbury, yet he was in Woodbury. Why? It all adds up to 1.21. Read on, friends.

It’s all obvious, don’t you see? They don’t know who the guy is because he’s not from here! And by ‘here’ I mean 2008! He was obviously trying to get back to the future. He needed to run over the utility box because he needed something that could generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity needed by the flux capacitor to send him back to the future. I’ve never seen a convenient clock tower in Woodbury, have you? Well, OK then. Let’s move on.

So, he drove the car over the utility box and the 1.21 gigawatts shot him straight thru the garage and into old man Peabody’s kitchen. Now, I am sure you realized he didn’t reach 88mph. It was 87mph at most because he’s still here in the present time and probably in jail.

Was alcohol involved? Pssshhh. Don’t be silly. This man had a mission and a time machine. He obviously didn’t have Dr. Emmitt Brown plan out the route he took. If he did consult with Doc Brown he’d be back to the future right now and not crashed inside some town home in Woodbury. What an idiot.

A wise person would loot the flux capacitor in that time machine. That would be mantle-worthy.